16 – M. Night Shyamalan Vs. Kissing



The first topic is about The Happening director M. Night Shyamalan. We make fun of him and his movies but also shine some light on him (the light then reveals that he is a bad human being). Later we talk about kissing and I give the world another look into my super secret diary. Plus, facts and tips for smooching!

Warning: there is actually not that much Shyamalan bashing in this.

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I was going to post 2 people kissing but I know chipmunks are what really bring people to the website.

15 – Bathrooms Vs. Strippers



As a kid, the bathroom was a place of exploration and imagination. Now it is mainly a place of pee and poop. Hear us discuss some of the most important issues surrounding bathrooms (which way should the toilet paper face?) and hear me stereotype women and their bathroom habits. Then Quentin tells us about his strip club experiences and I stereotype women about their male stripper habits.

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Could have posted a picture of a male stripper but I thought there were enough sexy guys on the website. This sexy bathroom will suffice.

14 – Reading Vs. Cereal



Get ready to hop on the reading rainbow as we discuss what we read, how we read, and ways to get better at reading. Then prepare for the cereal rainbow with a story of Cap ‘n’ Crunch commitment and the best childhood cereals. Plus, we debate some hot-button issues surrounding cereal like soggy vs. crunchy.

A hearty non sarcastic thank you to HooplaNet for their kind words about us on their last episode. You can hear it at http://www.hooplanet.co.uk/2012/05/sarcast-england-seven

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My eternal regret is that we didn’t talk about reading the back of the cereal box in this episode.

13 – Elementary School Vs. High School



In this episode we reminisce about when things were simpler. Back to a time when I had the freedom to pee my pants.

What you’ll hear (among other things): I tell you how I was tricked into my first kiss, Quentin gives us his favorite high school moments (for good reason), and I read from my first diary in hopes that it’s somehow less embarrassing now (it’s not).

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Mr. Pinklebottom

12 – Phones Vs. Animals



Quentin thinks he likes phones but it’s really just because he likes girls and that is the main way he communicates with them. Hear about his best phone moments and some of his favorite phone-related lyrics in this episode (for some reason). Then we shift gears and discuss our histories with animals, the morality of eating meat vs. having pets, and three creepy animals.

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“Ahoy hoy! Dog speaking.”

11 – Death Vs. Cuddling



Hear us have fun talking about dying and then stick around to hear a serious discussion about cuddling. You’ll learn how much the death rate has improved, what animal might be immortal, who (and what) Quentin has cuddled with, and what your boyfriend’s cuddle position tells you about him.

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Cuddles aren't going to bring Fluffy back to life.

10 – The Beach Vs. Social Anxiety



We talk about the beach and we talk about our experiences with social anxiety. Find out (among other things) why Quentin thinks sand is good for sex and how my (Chris’s) anxieties have made me wet in multiple ways.

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The panda is the mascot of social anxiety because they are shy creatures and they are self-conscious about their weight.