11 – Death Vs. Cuddling



Hear us have fun talking about dying and then stick around to hear a serious discussion about cuddling. You’ll learn how much the death rate has improved, what animal might be immortal, who (and what) Quentin has cuddled with, and what your boyfriend’s cuddle position tells you about him.

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Cuddles aren't going to bring Fluffy back to life.

10 – The Beach Vs. Social Anxiety



We talk about the beach and we talk about our experiences with social anxiety. Find out (among other things) why Quentin thinks sand is good for sex and how my (Chris’s) anxieties have made me wet in multiple ways.

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The panda is the mascot of social anxiety because they are shy creatures and they are self-conscious about their weight.

9 – Pizza Vs. Nudity



Take your clothes off and eat pizza while listening to this episode where we discuss the classic Italian dish and ponder the implications of nudity. Find out where pizza came from, what the best and worst toppings are, and what naked woman was recently in Quentin’s room.

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A nude pizza seen here taking a bath with a nude Katy Perry

8 – Doctors Vs. The Lottery



On this show, get our sarcastic takes on a highly-skilled profession and a highly unskilled pass time. Find out about who the best fake doctors are and what things are actually less likely than winning the recent Mega Millions jackpot. Plus: a Damon Wayans Jr. reference.

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A doctor holding some Mega Millions lottery tickets. Don't ask me how I know he's a doctor.