29 – Quentin in Seattle Vs. Friendship



Quentin talks about watching whales in Seattle but for some reason not riding them. I teach you the importance of making friends, what a facebook is, and whether or not Gayle and Oprah are totally gay with each other.

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A group of friends (and the girl they all want to have sex with).

28 – Envy Vs. Who is Chris?



What is envy?  Is it jealousy or something more? It turns out we’re not sure even though we probably experience too often. Find out who we are (and are not) envious of in this episode. Then get inside my head as Quentin asks me some hard-hitting questions such as “which animal would you like to be?”

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A young Justin Timberlake looking as sexy as ever.

27 – Dads Vs. Suicide



In this cheery episode, hear about our crappy relationships with our fathers and find out the best and worst ways to kill oneself. Plus, Quentin goes over the worst fathers who aren’t his own and I read my fake suicide note.

Also, super updates on my love life and my pedophilia!

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I have no dad yet this kid gets 2. Life isn’t fair.

26 – Puppies in a Basket Vs. Conan O’Brien



I go over how The Sarcast ruined my life. Then we briefly discuss two very cute things: baskets of puppies and Conan O’Brien.

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Missy Franklin (2010). Back when she was a “little girl”.

25 – Gymnastics Vs. Abortion



Find out why Quentin loves female gymnastics and why it’s okay to kill babies under a number of different circumstances. I also go over all the different views on abortion and tell you where they’re wrong. Whether you’re pro life or pro choice, you’re guaranteed to be offended by this episode.

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Creepy baby at the Olympics opening ceremony should have been aborted.