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Comment on 65 – Coolness Vs. Adulthood Vs. Sexuality by Jeff

Jeff — Wed, 15 May 2013 14:15:53 +0000

This is going to sound crazy, but I have a theory. It’s called the Faux Betty Theory and it states that David, in an attempt to not get cut from the show, is actually Betty. That’s all I got.

Comment on 64 – Babies Vs. Angela by Jeff

Jeff — Mon, 06 May 2013 19:02:28 +0000

the episode image just blew my mind.

Comment on 59 – Exercise Vs. Cuteness by gpcox

gpcox — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 10:42:41 +0000

Too much!! Absolutely too much!!

Comment on 56 – Ethics Vs. Emmas by Fly Honey Jeff, again, again

Fly Honey Jeff, again, again — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 20:36:46 +0000

That was supposed to be the comments page for that poll..

Comment on 56 – Ethics Vs. Emmas by Fly Honey Jeff, again

Fly Honey Jeff, again — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 20:36:10 +0000

Did you guys see this? Fly Honies be feudin!

Comment on 56 – Ethics Vs. Emmas by Fly Honey Jeff

Fly Honey Jeff — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 20:33:59 +0000

My favorite topic this week was ethics over Emmas, but my favorite Emma of the Emmas would be Emma Watson based solely on the fact that I totally called she’d be hot when I first saw her in Harry Potter when she was 8. Emma Stone is way too over rated, although she was okay in Lucky Louie.
Part Two: What are your opinions/thoughts on Topanga posing for Maxim?

Comment on New episode will be delayed a few hours by The Flyest of all the Honies, Jeffrey

The Flyest of all the Honies, Jeffrey — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 03:03:23 +0000

I thought you were going to leave Adventureland off of your list, so I’m glad it came in at number 1. I saw that movie in theaters and there was a couple in their 90s (probably) that were scoffing at every sex joke in the movie. It was pretty funny.

Comment on 53 – Love Vs. Quentin’s Topic by paradigm00

paradigm00 — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 03:07:55 +0000

What about that episode in Boy meets World where Cory went to that party that he thought was for cool people, and then found out it was full of geeks? He wasn’t good with people especially not with that girl who he was making a move on.

I like the improvisation and the “wuv” skit. Especially since I was there when we wrote the original skit for that skit show we were never going to do.

Comment on 53 – Love Vs. Quentin’s Topic by Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 22:19:54 +0000

I don’t see a poll, but my vote goes to love because im not sure what Quentin’s topic was. Was it sadness? Depression? Therapy? I don’t know!
My second vote would go to Quentin’ impression of chris’ mom. That was silly.

Comment on 51 – Batman Vs. Netflix by Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 21:56:24 +0000

Great episode guys. I gotta give my vote to Netflix (even though both topics were equally funny) because of all the wrong information that was told about Batman.
I host a comic book podcast, so of course I have to be an asshole about anything I know that you don’t know.
Nerds.

Comment on 47 – New Year’s Resolutions Vs. Chivalry by Fly Honey Jeff

Fly Honey Jeff — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 22:10:34 +0000

even though i agree with strizz26, sprite floats sounds extra super nasty, my new years resolution is to try a sprite float.

Comment on 47 – New Year’s Resolutions Vs. Chivalry by strizz26

strizz26 — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 07:00:44 +0000

Dear Quentin, why do you have no hope for 2013? I just watched The Avengers last night and you were in it, that was you the evil bad guy Loki right? It looked like the twin of the nooneswatchinganyway guy. You have a great movie career going for you, don’t give up hope, you are going to be rich. Dear Chris, a Sprite float sounds extra super nasty, gross and wrong, don’t do that, its just so wrong, so very very wrong.

Comment on Next episode delayed. by Jeff

Jeff — Fri, 21 Dec 2012 15:19:43 +0000

:’(

Comment on 44 – Wiener Penises Vs. Belts by “The Only Reason For The Push Ups Is The Fact I Know I Can’t Support You” « CloserToClarity

Fri, 14 Dec 2012 15:25:37 +0000

[...] Now that were done with the lesser known podcasts, on this week’s episode of the highly popular Sarcast (it has 7 likes on Facebook) we used to have 8 likes, Chris and I talk about his date having an interesting connection to his favorite band featuring lesbian sisters – not dating each other – from Canada. No, not the one you’re thinking of. I’m talking about Tegan and Sara. Then we talk about Penises, but it’s not like most weeks because this time it was actually the topic, not just us always finding a way to segue anything into talk of penises. Then I tell the tale of my weekend drinking endeavor that ended in someone getting laid! Spoiler alert, it wasn’t me. Then we talk about Belts, but you’ll have fallen asleep by that point. Linky, linky, link. [...]

Comment on 42 – Cannibalism Vs. Twitter Wars by Jeff

Jeff — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 18:03:15 +0000

I am very disappointed that Jeffrey Dahmer and cunnilingus were not discussed during cannibalism.
Even though (much like the Great Pistachio Snack of Yestermonth) Chris’ impromptu tortilla meal was my favorite segment, I am voting for Twitter Wars because fuck Chris Brown and his potty mouth/fetishes.

Comment on 39 – Alcoholic Beverages Vs. Pee by Jeff

Jeff — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 19:09:07 +0000

To clarify, I don’t drink alcohol and I don’t drink pee.
Not, I don’t drink alcohol nor do I pee.
I do pee.

Comment on 39 – Alcoholic Beverages Vs. Pee by Jeff

Jeff — Fri, 09 Nov 2012 19:07:29 +0000

I don’t drink alcohol or pee so I’m voting for the intro in memory of the spider (RIP Spider 2012-2012).
If this were a video podcast I’d vote for Quentin’s mom masturbating in the shower.

Comment on 37 – Embarrassment Vs. Crushes by fly honey erin

fly honey erin — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 00:36:58 +0000

Episode Highlights: 1) When Quentin reminded Chris that he had hurtfully forgotten to read Erin’s comment. 2) The fact that Quentin always remembers everyone’s comments. 3) Quentin’s topic. 4) Quentin’s voice. 5) Everything Quentin related. 6) Quentin.

Comment on 36 – Halloween Vs. Girls (Vol. 1, Part 2) by fly honey erin

fly honey erin — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 01:03:09 +0000

Episode highlights: 1) Picturing mini-Chris hiding under his bed and trying to scare his mom with glow in the dark stars, ankle grabbing and Natalie Imbruglia.
2) The pee/almond/cashew/pistachio eating break.

Comment on 36 – Halloween Vs. Girls (Vol. 1, Part 2) by paradigm00

paradigm00 — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 01:17:27 +0000

Damn, I should have been on the Halloween episode. I have a few choice words about candy.

Comment on 35 – Britney Spears Vs. Curse Words by Fly Honey Jofrey

Fly Honey Jofrey — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 20:04:50 +0000

Britney Spears is a butthead.

Comment on 33 – Peanut Butter Vs. Boobies by Jeffrey

Jeffrey — Sat, 29 Sep 2012 20:00:42 +0000

I voted for peanut butter, but I also really like boobies. I feel that Quentin’s enthusiasm for peanut butter and peanut butter/other food combinations made me vote this way. I would have voted for that picture of peanut butter boobies if I could have, though.

Comment on 32 – Nerds Vs. Fear by erin

erin — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:43:53 +0000

What about Screech from Saved By the Bell? He was obviously a geek but also smart like a nerd but he didn’t have glasses and Lisa Turtle called him a dork all the time and he was also kinda stupid with no common sense. So what was he? I’m so confused, please help.

Comment on 14 – Reading Vs. Cereal by Erin

Erin — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 17:55:28 +0000

I laughed out loud while picturing you and your friend playing sonic and saying cereal to each other in happy agreement, I will probably steal your story

Comment on Contact by Ryan M

Ryan M — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 19:13:06 +0000

You guys are both awesome and hilarious..actually i like you guys 60/40. You’ll have to figure out which one is which. I told all of my friends to like you because i got made fun of for liking a facebook page with 6 “likes.”

Comment on 26 – Puppies in a Basket Vs. Conan O’Brien by paradigm00

paradigm00 — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 01:39:45 +0000

I seem to recall that a lot of people find those kind of jokes funny.

What about all those jokes about the Olsen twins before they turned 18? People were laughing at all those jokes. Granted that they were teenagers, but still it’s not like they were outraged with those jokes.

Comment on 25 – Gymnastics Vs. Abortion by Widdly Scuds

Widdly Scuds — Sat, 04 Aug 2012 19:53:06 +0000

Pedophilia is never funny, Chris. It’s always creepy.

Comment on 24 – Chocolate Vs. Canadians by Jenna

Jenna — Sun, 29 Jul 2012 18:39:35 +0000

Chocolate was a good topic idea, Canadians just flowed better.

Comment on 22 – Wii Vs. Women in Video Games Vs. Frank Ocean by Jenna

Jenna — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 13:45:37 +0000

All the topics were good this week.

Comment on 20 – Mothers Vs. Girls (Part 1, Vol. 1) by Jenna

Jenna — Sun, 01 Jul 2012 23:57:04 +0000

I agree that humor is subjective. I tend to find females funnier, because they make jokes about things I have directly experienced.

Comment on Chipmunks by TheStrangerPage

TheStrangerPage — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 05:30:24 +0000

MEAT Clown Approved!

Comment on 16 – M. Night Shyamalan Vs. Kissing by Nathan

Nathan — Tue, 12 Jun 2012 01:40:44 +0000

I like that the ghosts are small so that there’s room. Priceless!

Comment on 17 – Quentin Interview Vs. Relaxation by Jenna

Jenna — Fri, 08 Jun 2012 18:23:53 +0000

I liked relaxation a little more. It just seemed to flow better.

Comment on 16 – M. Night Shyamalan Vs. Kissing by Jenna

Jenna — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 18:30:37 +0000

I think kissing was better. Chris’ journal is funny. I think M. Night Shyamalan might have been better if Chris had watched all the movies.

Comment on 15 – Bathrooms Vs. Strippers by Jenna

Jenna — Fri, 25 May 2012 18:27:43 +0000

The bathroom was funnier. Palm tree. Heh.

Comment on 14 – Reading Vs. Cereal by Jenna

Jenna — Sun, 20 May 2012 23:36:57 +0000

I liked cereal a little more, mostly because of the story at the beginning with the grape juice and fork.

Comment on 13 – Elementary School Vs. High School by Jenna

Jenna — Sun, 13 May 2012 00:57:51 +0000

I liked elementary school more. High school was too crush focused, although Chris’ journal entry was funny.

Comment on 12 – Phones Vs. Animals by Jenna

Jenna — Fri, 04 May 2012 17:58:33 +0000

I liked phones more. You both had more to say about them.

Comment on 11 – Death Vs. Cuddling by Jenna

Jenna — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 17:33:59 +0000

I think cuddling was a little better. Even when you’re not being serious, death is a downer.

Comment on 10 – The Beach Vs. Social Anxiety by Kelly

Kelly — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 04:19:08 +0000

Impromptu speeches are great, procrastinate and then just go with the flow aha I did that and still had a good grade.. speeches still suck though. Even if you know the topic really well you still fear some where your not going to fail. I think social anxiety stems from an inner problem based around insecurities and it causes us to withdraw from people. Social anxiety won by the way, it had more substance.

Comment on 10 – The Beach Vs. Social Anxiety by Jenna

Jenna — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 16:19:46 +0000

Social anxiety was better. Beaches was interesting, because it was more like 5 topics.

Comment on 9 – Pizza Vs. Nudity by Jenna

Jenna — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 18:33:05 +0000

Nudity definitely won. I laughed so hard! Poor Quentin. Seeing your mom like that must have been insanely awkward.

Comment on 8 – Doctors Vs. The Lottery by Jenna

Jenna — Sun, 08 Apr 2012 01:34:42 +0000

I liked lottery more, but I think that’s at least partially because Chris yawned through doctors.

Comment on 6 – Marriage Vs. Breakfast by Jenna

Jenna — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 00:13:29 +0000

Breakfast! Omnomnom.

Comment on 5 – Procrastination Vs. Birthdays by Jenna

Jenna — Sun, 18 Mar 2012 23:37:53 +0000

Uh-oh. I liked the idea of both the topics, but I thought procrastination was more interesting.

Comment on 5 – Procrastination Vs. Birthdays by Kashnmakaylah

Kashnmakaylah — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 00:04:13 +0000

birthdays was better*****************************************************
hey quentin you got yourself two stalkers. boo ya BOI!!!!!!!

Comment on 4 – Sesame Street Vs. Love by Jenna

Jenna — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 20:13:06 +0000

I like love more as a topic, but feel like the discussion of Sesame Street went a little more smoothly. It might have been nice to have some facts for love or discuss it more as a concept, instead of relying on personal anecdotes, especially since Quentin didn’t seem to want to talk about it.

Comment on 3 – Sleep Vs. Penguins by tdshow

tdshow — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 19:45:40 +0000

Agreed. Sloths are to penguins what dreams are to sleep… or something.

Comment on 3 – Sleep Vs. Penguins by Jenna

Jenna — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 17:42:00 +0000

I think sleep was the more interesting topic. You did focus on dreams a lot, but dreams are arguably the most interesting thing about sleep.

Sloths>Penguins. Baby sloths are the most adorable thing ever.

Comment on 2 – Underwear Vs. Adam Carolla by tdshow

tdshow — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 04:59:01 +0000

Thanks for the comment. I changed my mind on the underwear topic and I talk about it in the next episode.