We discuss the bro phenomenon that is sweeping the nation. Find out my top 3 broiest movies and why dude bros are one of the nation’s most persecuted minorities. Then Quentin tells us about crying and we see which one of us cries more, whether we like to cry, and what makes us cry other than dramatic movie trailers because everyone cries at those, right?

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James Van Der Bro, once again doing a totally non-heinous cry job.

Betty joins us to talk about what it’s like to be a cool adult with a sexuality. Find out how to be cool, how to be an adult, and whether or not we like getting come on us.

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Mr. Rogers. One of the coolest, sexiest adultiest people.

We got baby fever! Hear us figure out if babies are cute, whether we’re having babies, and whether babies should be killed in the womb. Then Quentin tells us the story of one of the first girls he thought was “freakin’ adorable.” Find out what she thought of him and whether or not they got it on.

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A baby in an Angela who plays an Angela

The people have spoken so in this episode we gang bang not one but five topics suggested by a listener. Then we tackle the big topic of racism and manage to solve it in 30 minutes or less

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“I have a dream that one day little black boys and girls will be holding hands with little white boys and girls.” – Martin Luther

In this episode, there’s a surprisingly lot to say about sneezing, including different myths about why it happens and pro tips on how to stop sneezing before it starts. Also, the topic of corn brings on our most heated discussions yet. Find out how we like to eat our corn and why I’m worried about zombie corn.

Baby bear sneeze attack

Sneeze girl and bless you boy

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The way Quentin eats his popcorn.

In this episode we tackle two of the biggest questions humanity has ever posed: do we have free will and what is the best Chevy Chase movie? Find out if you had a choice in listening to this podcast or not and learn why Chevy Chase thinks he can use the N word.

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Is the earth flat? Do evil reptile people control the world? Do we like Game of Thrones? Get the answers to these tantalizing questions in this special episode. Also hear the story of our senior prank that we didn’t do.

Buzz Aldrin punch

Louis CK asks Donald Rumsfeld if he’s a lizard

IGN’s iPlay April fool

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Map of Westeros

Quentin gives us some quality exercise tips with help from his friend Arnold Schwarzenegger. Also learn what getting “swole” means, why people think things are cute, and what would make you want to cuddle a spider.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Pumping Iron clip

Vsauce video on cuteness

Interactive cuteness maker

Cute little girl

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I tell you why Thursday is actually the best day of the week despite a strong contention by Friday and then we get into some of our middle school memories which involve beating people up, dancing, and almost-blow jobs.

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Conan’s Thursday video

Hannah from Girls either being saved or possibly kidnapped by Adam.

In honor of pi day, we talk about the morning and why it’s sometimes hard to get up. Quentin lists the ideal morning routine and we learn what the soggiest breakfast cereal is. Plus, I talk about the number pi. We find out what it is, what it’s deal is, and what other number is its mortal enemy.

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Pumpkin pi in the morning.

We tackle the big problems about what’s right and wrong and who the best Emma is. Hear our answers to some famous ethical questions including who we’d kill, who we’d save, and what we like on our toast.

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Emma Watson and Emma Stone and also the woman with the hand behind them is named Emma.

Quentin gives the rundown of his favorite fast food items while I for some reason tell you which fast food items are most fuckable. Then I pretend like I know what string theory is as I succinctly explain gravity, quantum mechanics, extra dimensions, and why Eagle Vs. Shark is a better movie than The Squid and the Whale.

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Pictured here: billions of tiny vibrating strings.

We talk about water in this episode and I promise it’s more exciting than it sounds. Find out what might have made the world wet, what Quentin thinks are the best Eisenberg movies, and why other stuff.

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Jesse Eisenberg as Columbus in Zombieland

Boy Meets World is discussed and I have bad feelings about how I still relate to the show. Also, Quentin opens up about loving girls he’s never met and I open up about girls forever distracting me from other parts of life.

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Hear us celebrate The Sarcast’s one year anniversary in this episode where we lament entering old age (AKA, our mid-twenties), figure out why MILFs/DILFs are liked, and Quentin gives his awards for best things from the past year of the show.

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The Sarcast seen here staying fit in old age.

One of the most beloved superheroes and one of the most controversial video streaming services get the Sarcast treatment in this episode. Find out why ladies like Batman as much as guys and reminisce about the failure that was Neflix’s Quikster service.

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Check out this special episode where Quentin tells us about the first girl he ever loved and I talk about pedophilia as an excuse to once again bring up why my girlfriend dumped me. Among other things, find out why Ralph Nader thinks video games are pedophiles and why Quentin’s old girlfriend may or may not have killed some people.

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One of the most attractive pedophiles.

This one’s a jam-packed episode. We got Quentin’s thing of the week, the controversial word “retard,” and the yet more controversial writer Lena Dunham. No, Lena Dunham is not on the show (we just talk about her) but I’m hoping you didn’t read this far to figure that out.

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Lena Dunham seen here not being naked at all.

Listen in and find out how The Sarcast is great for my career, why real robots suck, and why a boner is good when braving the cold.

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A very cold ice robot.

We talk about not only our New Year’s resolutions but also some of the most common resolutions people make (which I rate on a scale of cat to puppy). Then we give our takes on chivalry–what is it, why does it happen, and what makes it stupid as fuck?

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Woman seen here being chivalrous by letting this man carry her so that he can feel better about himself as a man

Ah yeah, yet another episode that goes longer than we planned. Get nostalgic about last week’s episode of The Sarcast when I tell you what moments were overlooked and my thoughts on how the topics went. Then get Quentin’s thing of the week which I hijacked for my own purposes. Also, the topic of the news with no mention of actual current news.

The clips Quentin played: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fnKwMt_wpc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNhaLUT520&feature=youtu.be&t=19s

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I can make fun of Fox News because some of my best friends are Fox News anchors.

We talk about stuff, okay? After the ordeal that was recording, editing, and uploading this episode, I’m quite frankly in no mood to write a description.

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The attractive woman who played Topanga on Boy Meets World

All the penis, belt, and dating talk could not fit into a normal episode so this is a super-deluxe extended edition of The Sarcast. Hear about my latest date, the history of the penis, the top 5 uses for belts, Quentin’s sexcapades, penis, penis, and penis.

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Belt job

Hear about our bedroom histories and get a sneak peak at what to look forward to during the coming Mayan apocalypse.

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Based on popular demand, we tackle the touchy subject of eating each other. Find out about some famous cannibals and what would make us eat people. Then learn about some recent celebrity Twitter feuds and what to think of this Chris Brown character.

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Artist’s rendition of a man cannibalizing a rabbit.

In this episode, find out whether my dating curse has been lifted, what kind of person Kanye West is, and why cracking your knuckles is like having an orgasm. Also, I practice my rapping skills.

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Kanye West in the habit of being a meanie head.

After some listener feedback, I go over my latest effort to fill the never-ending hole surrounding my soul (that is, I went on another date). Then Quentin brings up the internet, giving his favorite internet moments and other fun stuff. Then something about sweaters.

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Bill Cosby upon realizing his sweaters were not discussed in this episode.

We discuss two of the world’s most fascinating liquids. Hear about some of our drunken experiences, how I got over bedwetting, and what it’s like to pee in the shower.

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I’ll let you decide if this woman is drinking beer or pee.

We talk about why the pencil is one of the best inventions, who made the first pencil, what a pencil war is, etc. Then it’s all about the moon of course when Quentin tells us about its origin, why some people think no one ever landed on the moon, werewolves, mooning, etc., etc., et cetera.

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DAT MOON

We talk about our most embarrassing  moments which include being naked, tripping, and looking stupid in front of girls (but not all those at the same time). Then I review most of the crushes I’ve had in my life and I go over my “genius” plan to get girls to notice me when I was a kid.

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A Goofy Movie inspired my plan to get girls because Max is cool even when he looks pathetic.

In this spooktacular episode, get into the Halloween spirit by hearing us talk about… Halloween. Find out what not to dress up as this year and learn what’s more dangerous than razors in your candy. Then Quentin continues his series on girls–this time explaining the mysteries behind why people like models and why women don’t like to get paid as much as men.

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Britta from Community dressed up as a sexy squirrel.

A pop sensation vs. offensive language. Get a Britney Spears retrospective and get our takes on the best fictional curse words, censorship, and the No Cussing Club.

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 No Cussing Club music video (discussed in this episode):

Meanwhile, this show is better anyway:

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