We find out about hair, including armpit hair, head hair, and taint hair. Find out what the best hair is for both your head and your pussy and your testicles. Also, what is the best color for hair on girls and boys? Then we turn to the topic of aliens and I list the best movies from the Alien universe. We also discuss the likelihood of real aliens, the best fictional aliens, and whether ancient aliens helped humans levitate some rocks a long time ago.
Where did the “nerd” word come from? Who are some surprising nerds from history? Can hot women be nerds? What are our biggest fears? Can spider aliens also be zombies? Why do I want to suck milk from a woman’s nipple? All these questions and more answered in this week’s Sarcast.
The first topic is about The Happening director M. Night Shyamalan. We make fun of him and his movies but also shine some light on him (the light then reveals that he is a bad human being). Later we talk about kissing and I give the world another look into my super secret diary. Plus, facts and tips for smooching!
Warning: there is actually not that much Shyamalan bashing in this.