In this episode, there’s a surprisingly lot to say about sneezing, including different myths about why it happens and pro tips on how to stop sneezing before it starts. Also, the topic of corn brings on our most heated discussions yet. Find out how we like to eat our corn and why I’m worried about zombie corn.
The way Quentin eats his popcorn.
In honor of pi day, we talk about the morning and why it’s sometimes hard to get up. Quentin lists the ideal morning routine and we learn what the soggiest breakfast cereal is. Plus, I talk about the number pi. We find out what it is, what it’s deal is, and what other number is its mortal enemy.
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Pumpkin pi in the morning.
Quentin gives the rundown of his favorite fast food items while I for some reason tell you which fast food items are most fuckable. Then I pretend like I know what string theory is as I succinctly explain gravity, quantum mechanics, extra dimensions, and why Eagle Vs. Shark is a better movie than The Squid and the Whale.
Pictured here: billions of tiny vibrating strings.
Based on popular demand, we tackle the touchy subject of eating each other. Find out about some famous cannibals and what would make us eat people. Then learn about some recent celebrity Twitter feuds and what to think of this Chris Brown character.
Artist’s rendition of a man cannibalizing a rabbit.
It’s everybody’s favorite candy vs. everybody’s favorite nationality. We briefly discuss the 3000 year history of chocolate before I go over my list of best things made better with chocolate. Then we settle the age-old debate of milk chocolate vs. dark chocolate vs. white chocolate before getting into Quentin’s Canadian topic. Find out who his favorite Canadians are and what Canadian comedian makes up for Nickelback coming from Canada.
Mmmm… Canada
