69 – Relationships Vs. Fat


Hear us talk about relationships, including cliched tips on staying together and how to react to your girlfriend beating you. Then we do fat as a topic–not just fat people but fatness itself and tasty fat cooked on a hunk of meat. Hear us shame fat shamers and get my patented diet tips on how to lose that disgusting fat on your body (which you should be ashamed of by the way).

Sad cat diary

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58 – Thursday Vs. Middle School


I tell you why Thursday is actually the best day of the week despite a strong contention by Friday and then we get into some of our middle school memories which involve beating people up, dancing, and almost-blow jobs.

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Conan’s Thursday video

Hannah from Girls either being saved or possibly kidnapped by Adam.

Hannah from Girls either being saved or possibly kidnapped by Adam.

 

 

 

56 – Ethics Vs. Emmas


We tackle the big problems about what’s right and wrong and who the best Emma is. Hear our answers to some famous ethical questions including who we’d kill, who we’d save, and what we like on our toast.

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Emma Watson and Emma Stone and also the woman with the hand behind them is named Emma.

Emma Watson and Emma Stone and also the woman with the hand behind them is named Emma.

 

 

29 – Quentin in Seattle Vs. Friendship


Quentin talks about watching whales in Seattle but for some reason not riding them. I teach you the importance of making friends, what a facebook is, and whether or not Gayle and Oprah are totally gay with each other.

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A group of friends (and the girl they all want to have sex with).

13 – Elementary School Vs. High School


In this episode we reminisce about when things were simpler. Back to a time when I had the freedom to pee my pants.

What you’ll hear (among other things): I tell you how I was tricked into my first kiss, Quentin gives us his favorite high school moments (for good reason), and I read from my first diary in hopes that it’s somehow less embarrassing now (it’s not).

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