52 – Aging Vs. The Sarcasties



Hear us celebrate The Sarcast’s one year anniversary in this episode where we lament entering old age (AKA, our mid-twenties), figure out why MILFs/DILFs are liked, and Quentin gives his awards for best things from the past year of the show.

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The Sarcast seen here staying fit in old age.

The Sarcast seen here staying fit in old age.

 

 

27 – Dads Vs. Suicide



In this cheery episode, hear about our crappy relationships with our fathers and find out the best and worst ways to kill oneself. Plus, Quentin goes over the worst fathers who aren’t his own and I read my fake suicide note.

Also, super updates on my love life and my pedophilia!

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I have no dad yet this kid gets 2. Life isn’t fair.

11 – Death Vs. Cuddling



Hear us have fun talking about dying and then stick around to hear a serious discussion about cuddling. You’ll learn how much the death rate has improved, what animal might be immortal, who (and what) Quentin has cuddled with, and what your boyfriend’s cuddle position tells you about him.

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Cuddles aren't going to bring Fluffy back to life.

10 – The Beach Vs. Social Anxiety



We talk about the beach and we talk about our experiences with social anxiety. Find out (among other things) why Quentin thinks sand is good for sex and how my (Chris’s) anxieties have made me wet in multiple ways.

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The panda is the mascot of social anxiety because they are shy creatures and they are self-conscious about their weight.

5 – Procrastination Vs. Birthdays



Putting things off and celebrating not-dying are the subjects of this episode. Find out what the real cost of procrastination is and what some of our favorite birthday gifts have been. Also, other stuff.

Piers Steel sees you procrastinating.