Check out this special episode where Quentin tells us about the first girl he ever loved and I talk about pedophilia as an excuse to once again bring up why my girlfriend dumped me. Among other things, find out why Ralph Nader thinks video games are pedophiles and why Quentin’s old girlfriend may or may not have killed some people.
One of the most attractive pedophiles.
We talk about our most embarrassing moments which include being naked, tripping, and looking stupid in front of girls (but not all those at the same time). Then I review most of the crushes I’ve had in my life and I go over my “genius” plan to get girls to notice me when I was a kid.
A Goofy Movie inspired my plan to get girls because Max is cool even when he looks pathetic.
We take a fair and balanced approach to presenting both sides of the evolution/creation tards debate. Learn why monkeys decided to evolve into us and how all of creation must have been created because we call it “creation.” Then hear how Quentin was raised by his television, what black shows we watched as kids, and which U.S. presidential candidate wants to kill Big Bird.
Bill Nye the Science Guy teaching kids evolution on TV.
We talk about our experiences being mothered, including whether or not we love our mothers and I explain why everyone is actually a mother fucker. Then Quentin begins his lengthy series on girls and we find out if women and/or Adam Carolla are funny. Plus, HBO’s Girls and a special performance by Mr. T.
A girl mother
