67 – Hair Vs. Aliens



We find out about hair, including armpit hair, head hair, and taint hair. Find out what the best hair is for both your head and your pussy and your testicles. Also, what is the best color for hair on girls and boys? Then we turn to the topic of aliens and I list the best movies from the Alien universe. We also discuss the likelihood of real aliens, the best fictional aliens, and whether ancient aliens helped humans levitate some rocks a long time ago.

Fermi Paradox

Ancient Aliens guy

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...who did my hair.

…who did my hair.

 

44 – Wiener Penises Vs. Belts



All the penis, belt, and dating talk could not fit into a normal episode so this is a super-deluxe extended edition of The Sarcast. Hear about my latest date, the history of the penis, the top 5 uses for belts, Quentin’s sexcapades, penis, penis, and penis.

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Belt job

Belt job

 

43 – Bedrooms Vs. Doomsday



Hear about our bedroom histories and get a sneak peak at what to look forward to during the coming Mayan apocalypse.

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EndIsNear1

34 – Creationism Vs. TV is My Parents



We take a fair and balanced approach to presenting both sides of the evolution/creation tards debate. Learn why monkeys decided to evolve into us and how all of creation must have been created because we call it “creation.” Then hear how Quentin was raised by his television, what black shows we watched as kids, and which U.S. presidential candidate wants to kill Big Bird.

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Bill Nye the Science Guy teaching kids evolution on TV.

 

28 – Envy Vs. Who is Chris?



What is envy?  Is it jealousy or something more? It turns out we’re not sure even though we probably experience too often. Find out who we are (and are not) envious of in this episode. Then get inside my head as Quentin asks me some hard-hitting questions such as “which animal would you like to be?”

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A young Justin Timberlake looking as sexy as ever.