23 – Stealing Vs. Nothing



Hear us contemplate the ethics of thievery as well as the ethics of making someone exist. It’s stealing vs. nothing (not no topic but the concept of nothing). Learn what (if anything) we have stolen, why it’s hard to divide by zero, and how the universe could have come from nothing (although you should probably read Lawrence Krauss to really begin to learn that last one).

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If he didn’t have the sign I would probably assume he steals from Walmart anyway.

 

10 – The Beach Vs. Social Anxiety



We talk about the beach and we talk about our experiences with social anxiety. Find out (among other things) why Quentin thinks sand is good for sex and how my (Chris’s) anxieties have made me wet in multiple ways.

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The panda is the mascot of social anxiety because they are shy creatures and they are self-conscious about their weight.

9 – Pizza Vs. Nudity



Take your clothes off and eat pizza while listening to this episode where we discuss the classic Italian dish and ponder the implications of nudity. Find out where pizza came from, what the best and worst toppings are, and what naked woman was recently in Quentin’s room.

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A nude pizza seen here taking a bath with a nude Katy Perry