50 – Pedophilia Vs. Romanian Chick



Check out this special episode where Quentin tells us about the first girl he ever loved and I talk about pedophilia as an excuse to once again bring up why my girlfriend dumped me. Among other things, find out why Ralph Nader thinks video games are pedophiles and why Quentin’s old girlfriend may or may not have killed some people.

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One of the most attractive pedophiles.

One of the most attractive pedophiles.

 

36 – Halloween Vs. Girls (Vol. 1, Part 2)



In this spooktacular episode, get into the Halloween spirit by hearing us talk about… Halloween. Find out what not to dress up as this year and learn what’s more dangerous than razors in your candy. Then Quentin continues his series on girls–this time explaining the mysteries behind why people like models and why women don’t like to get paid as much as men.

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Britta from Community dressed up as a sexy squirrel.

 

34 – Creationism Vs. TV is My Parents



We take a fair and balanced approach to presenting both sides of the evolution/creation tards debate. Learn why monkeys decided to evolve into us and how all of creation must have been created because we call it “creation.” Then hear how Quentin was raised by his television, what black shows we watched as kids, and which U.S. presidential candidate wants to kill Big Bird.

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Bill Nye the Science Guy teaching kids evolution on TV.

 

18 – The Quote Show


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I had to take a “me” day so this is a special episode we recorded before The Sarcast even existed. In it, we’re all about reading and discussing famous quotes from great thinkers like Cicero and Ellen DeGeneres. Among many silly things, we learn what my theory on God and the universe is and whether or not Quentin is a hipster.

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Potential timeline of our show.

17 – Quentin Interview Vs. Relaxation



In this episode, I get to interview one of my idols: my cohost Quentin. He talks about where he gets his inspiration, gives us his thoughts on life and love, and tells us how it’s going. Then things get tense during a heated discussion about relaxation. Find out the best ways to relax and learn what body part I most like massaging.

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Quentin seen here relaxing on the floor.