65 – Coolness Vs. Adulthood Vs. Sexuality



Betty joins us to talk about what it’s like to be a cool adult with a sexuality. Find out how to be cool, how to be an adult, and whether or not we like getting come on us.

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Mr. Rogers. One of the coolest, sexiest adults.

Mr. Rogers. One of the coolest, sexiest adultiest people.

 

50 – Pedophilia Vs. Romanian Chick



Check out this special episode where Quentin tells us about the first girl he ever loved and I talk about pedophilia as an excuse to once again bring up why my girlfriend dumped me. Among other things, find out why Ralph Nader thinks video games are pedophiles and why Quentin’s old girlfriend may or may not have killed some people.

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One of the most attractive pedophiles.

One of the most attractive pedophiles.

 

44 – Wiener Penises Vs. Belts



All the penis, belt, and dating talk could not fit into a normal episode so this is a super-deluxe extended edition of The Sarcast. Hear about my latest date, the history of the penis, the top 5 uses for belts, Quentin’s sexcapades, penis, penis, and penis.

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Belt job

Belt job

 

32 – Nerds Vs. Fear



Where did the “nerd” word come from? Who are some surprising nerds from history? Can hot women be nerds? What are our biggest fears? Can spider aliens also be zombies? Why do I want to suck milk from a woman’s nipple? All these questions and more answered in this week’s Sarcast.

From this episode: hot women who may or may not be actual nerds.

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The scariest nerd I could find

31 – Macaulay Culkin Vs. Vegetarianism



Find out if Quentin is still a virgin!

If that’s not exciting enough, learn about the great thespian Macaulay Culkin and what he’s been up to since his role as Mila Kunis’s fuck toy. Then we shift gears and I tell you about vegetarianism and we make jokes and stuff.

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A cow seen here not wanting to be eaten.