Check out this special episode where Quentin tells us about the first girl he ever loved and I talk about pedophilia as an excuse to once again bring up why my girlfriend dumped me. Among other things, find out why Ralph Nader thinks video games are pedophiles and why Quentin’s old girlfriend may or may not have killed some people.
All the penis, belt, and dating talk could not fit into a normal episode so this is a super-deluxe extended edition of The Sarcast. Hear about my latest date, the history of the penis, the top 5 uses for belts, Quentin’s sexcapades, penis, penis, and penis.
Where did the “nerd” word come from? Who are some surprising nerds from history? Can hot women be nerds? What are our biggest fears? Can spider aliens also be zombies? Why do I want to suck milk from a woman’s nipple? All these questions and more answered in this week’s Sarcast.
If that’s not exciting enough, learn about the great thespian Macaulay Culkin and what he’s been up to since his role as Mila Kunis’s fuck toy. Then we shift gears and I tell you about vegetarianism and we make jokes and stuff.