27 – Dads Vs. Suicide



In this cheery episode, hear about our crappy relationships with our fathers and find out the best and worst ways to kill oneself. Plus, Quentin goes over the worst fathers who aren’t his own and I read my fake suicide note.

Also, super updates on my love life and my pedophilia!

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I have no dad yet this kid gets 2. Life isn’t fair.

23 – Stealing Vs. Nothing



Hear us contemplate the ethics of thievery as well as the ethics of making someone exist. It’s stealing vs. nothing (not no topic but the concept of nothing). Learn what (if anything) we have stolen, why it’s hard to divide by zero, and how the universe could have come from nothing (although you should probably read Lawrence Krauss to really begin to learn that last one).

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If he didn’t have the sign I would probably assume he steals from Walmart anyway.